CEO | Co-Founder
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As a member, one can fully appreciate the private space we've created for elite fantasy football players.
DumpsterFire is a place to connect, compete, and celebrate our triumphs with lavish prizes, worthy of our efforts.
Our platform is built upon a private social network. Add friends, talk smack in your league feed, like & burn comments, and maybe even add a championship to your trophy case. Fantasy football brings people together so why not play on a social network? Exactly. It just makes sense.
Our mobile app is currently in development. But before you make a big deal of out nothing, rest assured our platform is mobile friendly. Set lineups, make trades, pickup players all in the palm of your hand.
League entry fees are paid via online eCheck payment through a secure, PCI-compliant, payment processor. We use a third-party processor so your bank information never hits our servers. Rest easy, we never see or store your private information.
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Here is where things get exciting.
One of the things you're going to love about playing fantasy football on DumpsterFire is the luxurious prizes awarded to each league champion.
These are just some of the prizes you can win.
It has been said, "A man in a tailor-made suit is to a woman, what a woman in lingerie is to a man.” Every $1K league champion is dressed to the nines by our premier clothier. Your coat of armor in the boardroom and your last line of defense in the bedroom. Nothing says champion like a man in a custom-tailored suit.
Have you ever peered deep into the eyes of a cold-blooded killer? Well here is your chance. Every $10K league champion spends three days aboard a luxury yacht, cage diving in crystal-clear waters with Great Whites. You may want to bring a camera, your cojones, and perhaps a change of underwear.
Can you imagine soaring through the heavens at Mach 2 with everything you have ever known below and the vast unknown, above? Sounds amazing, doesn't it? When you win a $50K league, you will be considered among the fortunate few to grace the top of the world and live to tell about it. 13.7 miles above the Earth to be exact.
Curious about our rules? Of course you are...
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(I bet you can’t guess what we give to our $100,000 league champions.)
“If you’re lucky enough to do well, it’s your responsibility to send the elevator back down.”
The bar I've set to consider migrating away from the traditional platforms is a high one. I count myself among the lot of Fantasy Football players who fuss over even the most granular league settings. DumpsterFire has far exceeded my expectations and has exposed the shortcomings of the other fantasy football sites.
DumpsterFire protects the investment and integrity of fantasy football. The interface and accessibility of the site make it fun and enjoyable. I think if you look at the Facebooks and Instagrams of the world, DumpsterFire has a chance to bring fantasy football into the mix through a unique social media platform.
From the fantasy point system to the large payouts to the playoff system, DumpsterFire makes each and every week interesting and exciting. I've had a blast playing and I definitely look forward to many seasons to come!
It just doesn't get any better than DumpsterFire. The amazing prizes and payouts are what keep me coming back year after year. Seriously, I've never seen a fantasy site quite like DumpsterFire.
This is absolutely my favorite Fantasy Football website that I have ever played on. It's the big payouts and the social platform that keeps me coming back to DumpsterFire each season.
I love to tell friends and colleagues about this site. I enjoy everything about it. If you're not playing fantasy football on DumpsterFire, you're severely missing out.
We could say DumpsterFire provides the most satisfying fantasy football experience in the market, but you already recognize that by now, don't you? For us, the thought of putting it all on the line and going head-to-head with the best sends adrenaline rushing through our veins. We live for the moment and revel in measuring up against the competition. Others, prefer to sit safely on the sidelines with a clipboard in their hands; talking a big game but never actually stepping foot between the hash marks.
We believe profound experiences are never born from comfort zones. We respect a person who rises to the occasion, who seeks to play bigger in life, leisure, and fantasy. And we admire the person who does so, triumphantly.
Now that you've read this far, ask yourself, what's holding you back from applying for membership? Maybe you haven't yet imagined elevating your fantasy football experience and basking in the enjoyment that comes along with it? Maybe the stakes are a bit too rich for your blood? Or perhaps you're simply content with settling for less, giving way to routine, and sticking with what’s comfortable?
In the days and weeks ahead, you may realize you've grown tired of your current fantasy football experience and ultimately decide you're ready for a change. Eventually, when that day arrives, we look forward to speaking with you.
Onward and upward,
CEO | Co-Founder
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