WHO WE ARE

Chris Rodriguez

CEO | Co-Founder

Hi, I’m Chris Rodriguez, CEO & Co-Founder of DumpsterFire. You’ve landed at the doorstep of an exclusive, high-stakes fantasy football club. The fact you're here means that you are on the verge of discovering a superior way to play fantasy football. You may quickly notice DumpsterFire is not like any other season-long fantasy football league you’ve seen before. We’re different. And we’re certainly not a Daily Fantasy Sports website. You see, DFS is like the Arena league of professional football -- a shortened field or a shortened season can be amusing, but at the end of the day it's not the genuine article.

We’re not going to tell you fantasy football has grown tired because let’s be honest, you already know that. Over the years, the game has evolved from playing with friends in bars and country clubs, to playing on websites run by media conglomerates; whose only agenda is for you to watch this ad or click that offer. Today’s leagues are filled with part-time owners who lack commitment and abandoned their team four games into the season. Have you ever wondered why this happens? The reason is simple -- because without significant investment, people quickly lose interest. It's like playing for keeps with play money.

The other problem with fantasy football nowadays is the lack of prizes awarded to league champions. Winning your fantasy football league should be something you remember and savor for a very long time. Like lovemaking, it should never be reduced to a mere transactional experience. Here at DumpsterFire, we go out of our way to make sure your championship run will never be forgotten.

Imagine:

  • Joining a fraternity of elite fantasy football players, playing for high-stakes and bragging rights.
  • Winning your league championship and being rewarded with stacks of cash and bucket-list prizes.
  • Never being frustrated again by owners who lack commitment and abandoned their teams.

I have a feeling you want to know more, don’t you? Good.
Keep scrolling and allow me to show you around.

WHAT WE DO

As a member, one can fully appreciate the private space we've created for elite fantasy football players.
DumpsterFire is a place to connect, compete, and celebrate our triumphs with lavish prizes, worthy of our efforts.

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ENTRY & PRIZES

100% of league entry fees are paid out in cash and luxury prizes.

TO THE VICTOR BELONG THE SPOILS

One of the things you're going to love about playing fantasy football on DumpsterFire is the luxurious prizes awarded to each league champion.
These are just some of the prizes you can win.

$1,000 League

BE SPOKEN OF

It has been said, "A man in a tailor-made suit is to a woman, what a woman in lingerie is to a man.” Every $1K league champion is dressed to the nines by our premier clothier. Your coat of armor in the boardroom and your last line of defense in the bedroom. Nothing says champion like a man in a custom-tailored suit.

$10,000 League

GREAT WHITE ADVENTURE

Have you ever peered deep into the eyes of a cold-blooded killer? Well here is your chance. Every $10K league champion spends three days aboard a luxury yacht, cage diving in crystal-clear waters with Great Whites. You may want to bring a camera, your cojones, and perhaps a change of underwear.

$50,000 League

EDGE OF SPACE

Can you imagine soaring through the heavens at Mach 2 with everything you have ever known below and the vast unknown, above? Sounds amazing, doesn't it? When you win a $50K league, you will be considered among the fortunate few to grace the top of the world and live to tell about it. 13.7 miles above the Earth to be exact.

RULEBOOK & SCORING SYSTEM

Curious about our rules? Of course you are...

Enter your name and email for a detailed breakdown of our rules, proprietary scoring system, massive league payouts, and instant access to see ALL of our championship prize packages.

(I bet you can’t guess what we give to our $100,000 league champions.)

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WE PROUDLY SUPPORT MEN’S HEALTH

Our manhood is under attack and we will not stand idly by. 10% of our net earnings go directly to the fight against testicular and prostate cancer.

Visit www.movember.com to learn more about how you can support the fight against cancer.

“If you’re lucky enough to do well, it’s your responsibility to send the elevator back down.”

~ Kevin Spacey, Actor ~

DON’T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT

EXCLUSIVITY REIGNS SUPREME

We could say DumpsterFire provides the most satisfying fantasy football experience in the market, but you already recognize that by now, don't you? For us, the thought of putting it all on the line and going head-to-head with the best sends adrenaline rushing through our veins. We live for the moment and revel in measuring up against the competition. Others, prefer to sit safely on the sidelines with a clipboard in their hands; talking a big game but never actually stepping foot between the hash marks. 

We believe profound experiences are never born from comfort zones. We respect a person who rises to the occasion, who seeks to play bigger in life, leisure, and fantasy. And we admire the person who does so, triumphantly. 

Now that you've read this far, ask yourself, what's holding you back from applying for membership? Maybe you haven't yet imagined elevating your fantasy football experience and basking in the enjoyment that comes along with it? Maybe the stakes are a bit too rich for your blood? Or perhaps you're simply content with settling for less, giving way to routine, and sticking with what’s comfortable?

In the days and weeks ahead, you may realize you've grown tired of your current fantasy football experience and ultimately decide you're ready for a change. Eventually, when that day arrives, we look forward to speaking with you.

Onward and upward,

Chris Rodriguez

CEO | Co-Founder

 

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